I couldn’t let another week come to a close without doing something about the final cancellation of the Keystone XL pipeline.

I wrote my first article about the tar sands oil project in 2014. Later that year, I travelled to Alberta, Canada to see the mining pits for myself, and meet one of the indigenous communities affected by the high-polluting oil’s production.

Needless to say, it’s been a long road since then. And there have already been a ton of great retrospectives written on the decade-long battle and what it means. So I’m not going to try to outdo them.

Instead, I’m just going to provide this list of all the examples I could find where Very Important People and Institutions said this project was “inevitable,” a “no-brainer,” a “done deal,” or otherwise definitely, absolutely, very likely getting built.

I hope you get as much joy out of reading it as I did from making it.

Selected quotes about Keystone XL, in chronological order

• It’s a “done deal.”
  -Former Nebraska Governor Dave Heineman, September 2011.

• A “no-brainer … [I’m] confident” the pipeline will be built.
  -Former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, described by Bloomberg News, September 2011.

• “Most analysts, yes, they do expect it will be built.”
  -CNN analyst Steve Hargreaves, October 2011.

• “There’s little reason for America to reject it.”
  -Washington Post editorial board, August 2011.

• “[It’s] a no-brainer … how in the world could you say no?”
  Former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, March 2012.

• “I think it’s going to be approved one way or the other.”
  -Republican Senator John Barrasso, September 2012.

• “The Canadian oil sands will be developed no matter what happens.”
  -Former Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean, as described by National Journal, September 2012.

• “We believe the White House will reverse course and approve the Keystone XL pipeline.”
  -Moody’s report, November 2012.

• “It's overwhelmingly likely the oil would find another way to market.”
  -USA Today editorial board, February 2013

• "It's overwhelmingly likely that Keystone XL will be approved."
  -David Gordon, former State Department policy director and former head of research at Eurasia Group, April 2013.

• “All the facts are overwhelmingly on the side of approval.”
  -Former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, May 2013.

• “The Keystone XL pipeline is a no-brainer.”
  Republican Congressman Sam Graves, May 2013.

• "My view is that you don't take no for an answer. … This won't be final until it's approved and we will keep pushing forward."
  -Former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, September 2013.

• It’s “a no-brainer. … build the damn thing.”
  -George W. Bush, November 2013.

• “It is, in my judgment, a necessary and inevitable victory. I absolutely believe that. I can’t see how it will be otherwise.”
  -Former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, February 2014.

• “It’s a no-brainer.”
  -Former Louisiana Gov. and GOP presidential candidate Bobby Jindal, February 2014.

• “I think its eventual approval under the right circumstances is inevitable.”
  -Former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, September 2014.

• “The Keystone pipeline is a no-brainer.”
  -Former Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush, February 2015.

• “[It’s'] a no-brainer.”
  -Former Alaska Gov. and GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, February 2015.

• “When the logic of something is overwhelming in an environmental, economic and energy security sense, its adoption is inevitable.”
  -Former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, September 2015.

• “The bottom line: Keystone, they are finished.”
  -Former President Donald Trump, March 2017

And just a few headlines, for fun

• “Insiders: Obama will approve Keystone XL pipeline this year”
  -National Journal headline, October 2011.

• “Keystone XL likely getting built”
  -UPI headline, January 2012.

• “Despite concerns from green groups, the Keystone XL Pipeline saga will likely end in approval”
  -U.S. News headline, April 2013

• “Done deal: Trump approves Keystone XL pipeline.”
  -KOTA TV headline, March 2017.

That’s it. That’s all I got. Have a fantastic weekend.

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