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Andy's avatar

*sarcasm on*

Official Guidance:

Scientists must at all times remain dispassionate and objective. All data, research, and conclusions will remain in the pages of our 23 peer-reviewed journals that almost nobody reads or cares about.

Scientists may do whatever they please in their free time as long as it is confined to their own home and preferably in a dark closet with their cell phone turned off.

It must be ensured, at all costs, that the public does not have any kind of emotional response to our findings that could affect a chain reaction resulting in public policy.

Going forward we would appreciate that everyone keep their head down and buried in the data.

*sarcasm off*

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Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

I hope that Ms. Abramoff lands on her feet, and soon. We ignore her warnings at our own peril.

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