The wildfires are starting.

This is not good news.

Afternoon, y’all. If you follow me on Twitter, you may know that I was in Los Angeles for the last 10 days. It was my first time in Southern California, and I had a wonderful time—minus the fact that a wildfire almost messed up the whole thing.

I’m being dramatic. Here’s what went down. The Saturday after I arrived, I woke up to drizzly skies and an aler…